Navi said to cross this bridge...
Now I don't know about you, but we don't always do what Jane tells us to do. Jane is our sat nav / gps or as she is lovingly called in our car "that crazy woman". She does have some strange ideas about how to get from here to there.
There.
Here.
Take this bridge for instance. What bridge you quite rightly ask. The one that apparently got bombed in the second world war or something along those lines. I mean, it probably sank even before sat navs were invented and she still tries to get you to cross it! I think she's just bloody minded and if she doesn't start behaving herself, she'll be joining that bridge in a mo.
But we did get to spend the night at a "deserted" railway station with an automated voice that would suddenly come on and tell you "to get away from the tracks you plonker!" or at least words to that effect, whether there was a train coming or not. We loved it and will be returning to Fayon in the future. Hey, they might even have rebuilt the bridge by then...