I was, and strangely enough, still am, the shortest in my family. My charming and delightful brothers and sisters told me if I put pigeon poo in m shoes, I would grow taller... Never trust your siblings is all I can say.

But this vehicle in Olhao really takes the (pigeon) pie. What does the owner think will happen? Will this small car suddenly grow into a Mercedes? Perhaps he shouldn't have listened to his siblings.

Nothing a few gallons of bleach and a coat of paint can't fix... Incidentally, the owner of the garage had his car parked well away at the end the driveway. It was a Mercedes so perhaps the pigeon poo theory has worked for him in the past. Trust me, all will be super pooper...